Random Humor

Taking a cue from the immortal LegionofWoo, let’s have some fun captioning random pics.  Beat my captions by adding a comment

Scientific surveys are harder to complete than I originally thought
Scientific surveys are harder to complete than I originally thought
Mandatory sign at all personal injury lawyer's pool parties
Mandatory sign at all personal injury lawyer’s pool parties
True story - - I quit my job at Wal*Mart because they asked me to clean up after some woman who didn't understand this concept.
True story – – I quit my job at Wal*Mart because they asked me to clean up the women’s restroom after some woman who didn’t understand this concept.
What Fox News wants us to believe will happen to our military if a single dime of spending is actually reduced
What Fox News wants us to believe will happen to our military if a single dime of spending is actually reduced
Reed Richards is a glass is half full kinda guy.  His wife already disappears a good portion of the time, not he wants to be able to mute her too
Reed Richards is a glass is half full kinda guy. His wife already disappears a good portion of the time, now he wants to be able to mute her too
What does Publix have in mind?
What exactly does Publix have in mind?
John is dismayed his Russian mail-order gimp doesn't look their their online pictures
John is dismayed his Russian mail-order gimp doesn’t look like the online pictures

Knowing Trey Parker and Matt Stone...this is probably intentional
Knowing Trey Parker and Matt Stone…this is probably intentional
How much!?  How much do I need to make it rain to make her stop??
How much!? How much do I need to make it rain to make her stop??