Clean joke of the week #3

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down.  Bartender comes over and asks “What’ll you have?”  Polar bear says “Vodka………………..and Tonic”.  Bartender says “Why the big paws”

 

A brunette, redhead and blonde are shipwrecked on a dessert island for many years.  One day a magic lamp washes ashore.  They rub the side of it and a genie pops out.  The genie says “since there are three of you, I’ll give you one wish each”.  The brunette says “I want to go back to my home so I can be with my family”.  Poof!  The brunette is gone home.  The redhead says “I want to be a famous movie star in LA”.  Poof!  The redhead is now in LA.  The genie looks at the blonde and asks her what she wishes.  The blonde thinks for a while and says “I’m already starting to get lonely, I wish for those 2 to come back here!”