A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down. Bartender comes over and asks “What’ll you have?” Polar bear says “Vodka………………..and Tonic”. Bartender says “Why the big paws”
A brunette, redhead and blonde are shipwrecked on a dessert island for many years. One day a magic lamp washes ashore. They rub the side of it and a genie pops out. The genie says “since there are three of you, I’ll give you one wish each”. The brunette says “I want to go back to my home so I can be with my family”. Poof! The brunette is gone home. The redhead says “I want to be a famous movie star in LA”. Poof! The redhead is now in LA. The genie looks at the blonde and asks her what she wishes. The blonde thinks for a while and says “I’m already starting to get lonely, I wish for those 2 to come back here!”